fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq)

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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methdragon:

be there or 

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communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

(Source: communistbakery)

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed