May 2013
wartortles:
*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
rnedia:
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
saddeer:
if you have a crush on me please let me know immediately
skypestripper:
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
buttlicked:
*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident
inbox:
what if when you fall asleep it’s actually you dying for a set amount of hours and then your brain’s just like “bro hmu with some life” ?????
yeah you jumped from space and that’s cool and all but one time i jumped off the swingset when i was going really high
4th Grade Science Quiz
nightlifemingus:
are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
were you there? yea
did u see the dinos? yea
was it sick as hell? oh yea
shuckl:
shuckl:
shuckl:
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
